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A homing pigeon with a suitcase and wearing a fighter pilot cap compares a map of Antarctica with its map of Florida in an effort to determine what went wrong. It seems a GPS malfunction has occurred and the ‘you are here’ marker on the map is no comfort.
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A woman with a crowbar struggles to tip over a burrowing echidna by the roadside so that it can be relocated to a safer place. Meanwhile, the echidna struggles to remain entrenched by clinging to dirt and roots underground.
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The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea,
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
Dashed dreams of acclamation, for their global navigation,
By riders tearing tails from their coat.
The Owl consoled its fine furry friend,
And assembled a guitar from IKEA,
“O sadly, Pussy, we’ve become quite the trend,
Next time we should patent our, idea, idea, idea,
Next time we should patent our idea.”
Lady Godiva sits side saddle atop a large seahorse with a spear gun in search of cod. A sea turtle swims by as a dolphin plays in the background. Three cod stay cautiously behind her, while one hides in seaweed below.
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Three kangaroos in a back yard, watch on in admiration as a fourth kangaroo bounces on a Pogo Stick, on a trampoline, reaching great heights.
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A woman is stranded by the side of the road because her green Ford Laser has a flat battery. She is offered a jump-start by a passing kangaroo with a battery in its pouch and holding jumper cables. A kookaburra laughs in the background.
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Somewhere on the border of a desert wasteland and thriving oasis, a business man struggles in an attempt to open a redundant door with his inadequate problem solving skills.
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A woman discusses her husband’s accident and previous occupation with an acquaintance in the park. In the background, the former truck driver rolls along in a souped-up wheelchair complete with dual wheels, air horn, cb radio and rear-view mirror. He chats on the cb radio as a rabbit frantically jumps out of the way.
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A scuba diver realises he is in serious trouble when skeletal remains are found while diving for sunken treasure. Hungry sharks bearing knives and forks approach in the background.
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