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Meerkat Therapy

In a psychiatrist’s office, a meerkat therapy session is under-way. The patient stands relaxed on the couch while thinking about and recounting his problems. The psychiatrist stands on his chair, taking notes.

Still Not Done (dances with vegetables)

Inside an oven, in searing heat, a chicken dances with vegetables within the meat dish as it cooks. People wait for it to cook, but the chicken is still not done.

Camelot (camelid parking)

…Meanwhile, at Camelot, three camels wait for their respective owners in a camelid parking lot. One is in a handicapped parking space.

Bears in the Woods

As a bear returns from a small outhouse near the edge of the woods, his partner expresses her concern that he is damaging the reputation of all bears in the woods.

The Farmer in the Bell

In the wee hours of the morning prior to dawn, a farmer sets about his daily chore of milking the cows. Oddly, he chooses to do this within a diving bell. He is the farmer in the bell.

Inappropriate Bells for Cows (non-cowbells)

Two cows stand in a field, wearing inappropriate bells around their necks. One has an alarm bell and the other a door bell. Beside them is a diving bell with a third cow inside.

Tyrannosaurus Rex (bicep flex)

A projector quietly hums in a dark room as three Tyrannosaurus rex have fun enlarging their tiny forearms in shadow form on the big screen.

Advanced Golf – Anglesea Victoria, Australia

Golfers have a difficult time hitting golf balls to the ever-moving flags located in the pouches of roaming kangaroos. Welcome to Advanced Golf at the Anglesea golf course in Victoria Australia.

Three Little Kittens (lost mittens)

Ah, the things that get lost and end up posted on poles around town. Mittens are no exception, as illustrated by these three little kittens. Well, actually it is illustrated by me and demonstrated by the little kittens.