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Have you ever been nervously driving in your car and suddenly realised you were surrounded by bearded chickens with stares of disdain? Few people have, but this phobia is climbing the charts among compound fears. It’s known as Alektropogonoamaxophobia — the fear of bearded chickens in cars.
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When a woman reports of a lack of scones at a party over a CB radio, her truckie boyfriend declares the situation a “scone-void”.
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Every afternoon, Felix would fondly recall his past pirating adventures while out walking the plank.
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Way out west again, a cowboy once more hangs up a sign on the saloon doors as his horse, Déjà Vu, looks on and waits patiently for a second time.
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While driving a car, an excited cow calls the home farm to report successfully getting a new job, allowing her to be dairy-free.
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A prehistoric disagreement escalates into a full-blown dinosaur slap fight between two Tyrannosaurus rex.
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A bedraggled castaway happily plays golf instead of attempting to attract the attention of a passing boat and plane. His partner looks on, unimpressed.
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A homing pigeon with a suitcase and wearing a fighter pilot cap compares a map of Antarctica with its map of Florida in an effort to determine what went wrong. It seems a GPS malfunction has occurred and the ‘you are here’ marker on the map is no comfort.
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