General - Part 13

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Extreme Energy Sales (ready or not)

An energy salesperson drops in on stranded and dishevelled castaway via jetpack and launches into an energy sales pitch.

Origin of Easter Island Heads

Contrary to popular belief, the Easter Island Heads arrived by boat. They ventured from island to island in search of a location with suitable facilities for relentless sitting and staring.

The Desert Roller Snake (wheel of contortion)

By modifying the sidewinder’s technique, the Desert Roller Snake is able to cover great distances at high speeds. Forming a wheel-like circle by partially swallowing its own tails, a rolling snake can race across the desert dunes in search of food and water.

Alien Abduction Trauma (crocodile edition)

A flying saucer flies over the Australian outback collecting various creatures for observation and experimentation. An alien abduction trauma ensues when a crocodile is inadvertently uploaded to the space craft.

Cow Night Light (with strobe effect)

Some cows in a paddock devise a way to power a flood light by connecting it to an electric fence to allow for some late night reading. The result is an makeshift cow night light with strobe effect and not at all practical.

(Great) Escape Pod Peas

Some frantic peas make a hasty dash to their escape pod to avoid explosive annihilation.

Unbearable Koalas

A koala sits in a tree with several joeys on its back. Eventually the young koalas become unbearable and they are ordered to dismount.

Disgruntled Customer

Families of pigs gather at the Swill and Fill eatery for a meal. One pig notices a sow feeding her piglets and is offended by the public display.

Death Adder

The Grim Reaper gets a new calculator called the Death Adder 5000. It has several functions but is predominantly used for reap counting. It consists of an array of ‘One’ buttons, an ‘Addition’ button and a ‘Reap’ button.