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Having trouble getting to sleep, a woman tries counting sheep. Six adorably woolly sheep flock around her bed, reciting sequential numbers.
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A man finds himself all dressed up with nowhere to go, balancing precariously at a high altitude on a narrow pole surrounded by barbed wire.
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Two crash test dummies in an orange car stop to pick up a hitchhiker by the side of the road. Upon seeing the dummies, the hitchhiker backs away in fear.
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Two rookie crash test dummies sit in an orange car attempting to make sense of an instructional book on crash testing.
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High up in the mountains, where the air is thin and the bicycle tracks are thinner, dedicated mountain goats ride cautiously around the dangerous winding trails on their mountain bikes. They are the mountain bike goats of North America.
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A male satin bowerbird wearing a blue top hat and tie goes all out to attract and impress a potential mate with a variety of blue items including straws, toadstools, pool balls, pegs, bottle tops, cards, poker chips, blue cheese, balloons, a butterfly, a gold ring, a pc blue screen, a blue heeler and a blue ringed octopus.
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The Grim Reaper sits at his computer, shaking his fist in anger at the fatal system error that has occurred during some important work.
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A homing pigeon with a suitcase and wearing a fighter pilot cap compares a map of Antarctica with its map of Florida in an effort to determine what went wrong. It seems a GPS malfunction has occurred and the ‘you are here’ marker on the map is no comfort.
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A woman with a crowbar struggles to tip over a burrowing echidna by the roadside so that it can be relocated to a safer place. Meanwhile, the echidna struggles to remain entrenched by clinging to dirt and roots underground.
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The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea,
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
Dashed dreams of acclamation, for their global navigation,
By riders tearing tails from their coat.
The Owl consoled its fine furry friend,
And assembled a guitar from IKEA,
“O sadly, Pussy, we’ve become quite the trend,
Next time we should patent our, idea, idea, idea,
Next time we should patent our idea.”
